neotheist:

Tonight will be the season finale of the show. But if God were in anyway involved with the show it would be the series finale instead. But since God is in no way related to this horrible show, it has been extending through the 2013–2014 season.
According to your bible god not only is…
This hurts my soul. I’m trying so hard to be a Christian… but my Atheism kicks in every single time I read an anti religion article type thing. I can’t help it. I know Christians are happier, living under their belief in an afterlife and something better at the end of the road. So, I’ve decided I’m going to believe wholeheartedly in the philotic web.
I have never before done this on Tumblr.
So, my best female friend in the world has apparently developed a crush on me. I won’t pretend even for a second that this eventuality surprises me. She and I are both relatively attractive individuals. As in, if I were a worse person, I would date her simply because she’s got double D’s. And a cute face. But I digress. Just note that I’m not being at all arrogant in saying that we’re two fairly attractive individuals. We’ve been friends for years. But here’s the wicked kicker! She USED to date the guy who USED to be my best friend in the world. Then she dumped him, he was broken into a million pieces, and he and I grew relatively apart. Now, I love having her as a friend. She is a part of a circle of friends I will be attached to as long as I possibly can be. But I am not romantically attracted to her. I think at one point, early in her dating my ex-best friend, she was in fact a very attractive dating option to me. But in time I forced myself into a mental block against ever dating her. And now, here I stand, block still in place. And she has, out of the relative blue, started dropping hints. I’m an AP senior. And I love all things English Literature related. Dropping a hint around me is as subtle as an atomic bomb. So I now know, for certain (thanks to a close mutual friend) that she has romantic feelings for me. And I don’t want to have to reject her, because I love her… as my best female friend. But I can never be with her as a GIRLfriend… So, hello Tumblr. I don’t much care about reblogs or comments here. While I’ll gladly take them, they simply won’t mean much to me; I rarely get on here. But I needed to vent. And just knowing that somewhere out there, somebody has read this, and might possibly relate to it and share a piece of my soul from reading it… This is the only reason I typed all of this out.
Oh, Sheldon… You need to go get your woman.
daedulusflieshigh:
How to play Garen.
You’ve left out a few details, but for a novice this would work ^_^
willoftheforsaken:
Garen.
The bush master in lane and in bed.
This picture explains every game I’ve ever played against foolish teemos.
DEMACIA, NOW AND FOREVER.
seasonalweasel:
Jar4 is fucking beautiful.
I actually haven’t managed to try him yet, but I’ve seen enough to know it’s true
DEMACIA!
Depressed by the costumes. </3 I prefer original skins
Feeling like crap for falling asleep on her D: